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John Hancock ([personal profile] chem_break) wrote in [community profile] bigempty2026-04-26 05:25 pm
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[Mingle Post: Goodneighbor Ice Cream]


icecreambitch
[ A Mini-Mingle Hosted in Goodneighbor Based off of this Creation Club DLC!

Goodneighbor now has an Ice Cream stand run my a ghoul named Scal!
Come on down for the Grand Opening and get one bowl of icecream on the house!

--But uh-oh! Looks like Scal was a little short on cooking materials for such a turn out! So he ended up adding some... extra/unique/off-label ingredients to his recipes!
Probably no one will notice, right?
Just be careful, some sweet treats may cause surprise extra effects!--


Ice Cream Flavors/Effects:

Alcoholic:
Bourbon🍷-- become unable to lie.
Rum🍾-- become unable to Tell The Truth.

Fruity:
Melon🍈-- Sleepy Option! You feel suddenly sleepy and may fall asleep on the person next to you! If you've BOTH eaten affected Melon flavor ice cream you may share dreams (or dreams of memories)!
Mutfruit🍇-- become a wildlife magnet, attracting animals from every corner of Goodneighbor (and maybe beyond)
Tar(t)berry🫐-- become a whole bitch no matter how hard you try not to be
Tato🍅-- WILDCARD FLAVOR-- Create and Describe your own special effect! TRUSTING YOU GUYS NOT TO TRASH THE TOWN OKAY THNX 💖

Brandname:
Nuka Cola 🥤-- Sensory Overclocking! Any (or All!) of your senses are now working overtime! At least the ice cream also tastes extra amazing?
Nuka Cola Cherry🍒-- become Extremely Overheated (undress!)
Nuka Cola Quantum🫗-- become Extremely Chilled (cuddle!)
Sugarbomb🍬-- become compelled to be ridiculously nice to people, no matter how much it pains you to do so

All effects are inconsistent/optional! If you just want to hang out and eat normal ice cream, that's also allowed!

Additionally Mixing/Stacking different effects is also allowed!
YOU'RE A GROWN UP EAT ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU WANT BB~
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-04-27 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[So this is the place. No fewer than four people had stopped Joshua on the way to warn him of what lay waiting for him in Goodneighbor, from thugs to murderers to junkies. Sleep with one eye open, buddy. None of them had mentioned the one thing he knew for certain he would find: a friend.

Also, inexplicably, frozen desserts.

Finding Hancock had been even easier than he'd anticipated. The moment Joshua turned into the main street he'd spotted that scarlet coat leaning up against the stall, the picture of rakish confidence. It's a good thing Hancock isn't the one running the stand, or the settlement would be down a few headfuls of teeth in a matter of weeks.]


Maybe later. [Joshua doesn't actually have much of a sweet tooth, but if there's anyone can talk him into it as a gesture of good will, they're standing right in front of him.] Assuming there's nothing in there I should know about first.
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-04-28 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Given that Hancock's blood is probably one-hundred proof, that's not as comforting as it's intended to sound. The ghoul could probably stomach enough chems to put down a behemoth. Still, if there's one thing Joshua trusts, it's that Hancock wouldn't knowingly put his community at risk.

Putting himself at risk, on the other hand...

Joshua folds his arms. If Hancock were to look up long-suffering in the dictionary, he'd find the man's bandaged face staring right back at him- and they haven't even known each other that long in the first place.]


[witheringly] Not if you're planning on eating it first. I didn't care for the aftertaste.

[Most people wouldn't immediately earn his sarcasm- almost no one would, in fact- but Hancock isn't most people. For one thing, Joshua knows that he not only can take it but enjoy it. For another, his tone is already defrosting.]

At the risk of enflaming your ego, it is good to see you too. That's not the primary reason for my visit, but yes. I've already left a few things at the State House. [He tilts his head a little, frowning as he takes in their surroundings- the shabby facades, the neon signs, the seemingly perpetual haze.] I wanted to see Goodneighbor for myself.
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-04-29 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not sure he has a favorite flavor. The truth is that New Canaan had not, unfortunately, been flush with ice cream parlors in his youth, and from the moment Joshua had left his diet had been composed almost entirely of whatever could be appropriated from the closest tribes and villages. In fact-]

Come to think of it, I don't think I have ever had ice cream at all...

[But he's more interested in (wary of?) the undercurrent of promise in Hancock's voice. If he says it too loudly, the ghoul will probably find something to say about first times and they'll have to start the war of sexual innuendo all over again.]

I wouldn't expect anything less from you, Mayor. [Heaven forbid Hancock be outshone in an act of public service.] Thank you.

[He could, at this point, mention that a ghoul near the gates had tried to pick his pockets the moment he'd passed, or that he specifically didn't bring a traveling companion from Zion because he knew that, mayoral protection or none, they wouldn't have lasted the night. But Hancock has him in surprisingly good spirits, and Joshua indulges him with a rare chuckle, soft and husky.]

I would like that. It's been a long, long time since I set foot in a city, much less a place like this. [Like warrens, he means, all shadowed stoops and alleyways. Close, humid with it.

Maybe humidity is why Hancock's fiddling with his shirt, exposing a deep, mottled swathe of skin between the frills. Odd. Joshua could just be more used to warm weather than he is.]


Please, lead the way.
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-04-30 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cross his heart, hm? Joshua doesn't doubt for a moment that Hancock is exactly as good as his word, if not better, and that should probably concern him. If the ghoul has decided that he is going to have a good time in Goodneighbor, he is going to do his best to ensure that he does, as close to against his will as can be still called consensual.

Or maybe not. Hancock's attention seems... divided. It's odd. He has never seen the ghoul's eyes anything but dark and sharp as flint, sparking fire at a moment's notice. True, the focus is there again after a moment, along with that playful lilt, yet Joshua wonders- then pushes the thought to the side, for now. Why spoil the mood?]


Knowing you... I would be insulted if you didn't at least offer me a drink. [Which he will not be able to accept for various reasons, but it's the thought that counts- and it's still entertaining to see Hancock's disbelief whenever he reveals another restriction.

Sure enough, the warehouse before them reeks of booze, cigarettes and iniquity. Music drifts up from below, dark and voluptuous.

Joshua enters.]


The red light is a little on the nose. [More teasing.] As a young man, my elders told me that, in the time before, the church was the heart of the community; for most gentiles in the wasteland, it seems the bar now serves the same purpose.
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-05-03 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Along with white and blue? Joshua's knowledge of his nation's history may be spotty at best- Hancock's the expert here, relatively speaking- but what he does know suggests that Goodneighbor, in many ways, embodies the Pre-War American dream: a place built on desire, vice, and opportunity for those bold enough to harness them both. He doesn't know whether Hancock would take that as a compliment any more than he knows if he means it as an insult.

That said, Joshua doesn't even hesitate to follow the ghoul down, which must surely mean something. It's endearing, watching him peacock and preen and play to his audience. He can half-imagine a top-hat in place of that tricorn, though it might not make such a good fan.]


Water? Ah. Thank you. [That's... unexpected. Not that the Third Rail serves it, but that Hancock is joining him. Is it unseasonably warm? Down here, below street level, it's at least a few degrees cooler, surely?]

Community. Kinship. It's all some people have ever been able to rely on. [Particularly in a town of outcasts. He lifts the can to his lips to take a sip, though he can feel the frown forming beneath his bandages.] I've heard that some faiths, not so dissimilar to my own, would drink wine as part of their...

[No. He can't ignore this.]

... are you feeling alright?
Edited 2026-05-03 19:43 (UTC)
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-05-04 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. That's alarming. Yes, there were ghouls in New Canaan, but they had mostly kept to their own; Joshua has no idea whether their kind can even get sick, much less if a fever is something they ought to be concerned about. If anyone here knows the limits of ghoul physiology, it surely must be Hancock, and even he, beneath the charm, seems unnerved.

There's a small ripple of activity behind him. Quick, professional. The part of Joshua not prickling with tension is quietly impressed at what he's recognizing as the structure beneath the chaos.]


Of course.

[There's real concern in his voice now. Not gentle, paternal concern, the kind that might press the back of a hand to Hancock's brow or check his pulse: dark, low, the kind that readies a knife for the throat of what- or whoever might be behind this.]

What else have you taken today? Nothing out of the ordinary? [Wordlessly, he pushes his can across the bar towards Hancock.]
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oOPS somehow i managed to lose this tag??

[personal profile] smormon 2026-05-25 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whatever flavor of avenging angel Joshua might have brought to the occasion is somewhat undercut a moment later as Hancock begins to reel off... names? Of... drugs, presumably? Jet and marijuana he knows, and presumably he means some sort of Buffout- but is Espresso a new designer stimulant or just caffeine? Donuts?

He blinks rapidly for a moment, trying to jump-start his brain out of the mire of his own inexperience.]


"The usual stuff". [Joshua makes no effort to temper the judgement in his voice. In case Hancock thought he might be going soft.] That doesn't exactly put my mind at ease.

[Not because Hancock has turned his bloodstream into rogue chemistry experiment, but because it means that whatever has the ghoul sweating now must be even stronger. Their fingers meet and it is like putting his hands to a little furnace.]

You don't think that fainting would make you an even worse host? [Then again, there's no slur in his speech or even a hint of a sway to Hancock's posture. If anything, he merely seems put out.] If you won't take off your coat, at least unbutton it.

[because yes, Joshua saw that little twitch of the hand, and he's only going to allow Hancock so much room to be bullheaded.]
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-05-31 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's difficult to imagine that there exists a combination with which the ghoul hasn't experimented yet. If that's paranoia then Hancock is in good company. True, Joshua has not taken a pharmacy's worth of illicit substances at any point in his life, much less every morning as a matter of course, but he also hasn't had any ice cream.

At any rate, he can only defer to experience.]


You know your body better than anyone. [in spite of Hancock's best efforts] I trust you to know when your symptoms become dangerous rather than inconvenient.

[He's also going to very pointedly ignore that little aside from the bartender- even if it is true. Hancock may not have flirted with him in the last thirty seconds, but it's still a permanent fixture in their conversations. The mature, sensible thing to do would be to shut it down... but Joshua isn't sure he's ready to do that, and is even less sure he wants to examine why just yet.

Perhaps it is the curious blend of honesty and ambiguity that keeps him here. In some ways, Hancock has been an open book; in others, Joshua feels as if he is being allowed a glimpse past the gleaming dust-jacket and into his most secret pages.

Joshua's brow furrows a little, his frown one of gentle consternation. He's right, of course. The physical pain is only one aspect; as the air mortifies his ruined flesh, so too would prying eyes.

It works. When Hancock relents, just, Joshua gives a small nod of approval.]


Thank you. I wouldn't ask if I thought the situation didn't warrant it. Do you keep any medicine behind the counter, in case of emergency? Something for lowering a fever, or stimpaks?
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-06-04 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Watch return. Even if Joshua cannot interpret the gesture a shrug, ironically, speaks its meaning loud and clear- they have no idea what could be wrong either. As uncomfortable as the ambiguity makes him, there's nothing any of them can do about it.

Even if there were, that would require leaving Hancock's side, and Joshua simply isn't prepared to do that without a target in mind. Better to focus on something achievable, like planting both hands on the counter ("'ere, 'ere! Get your dirty Germans off my bar!") and leaning over in search of that fabled first aid kit. Assuming it isn't composed entirely of half a cigarette and half a tin of Mentats, that is.]


Height or...? [Joshua blinks. Stretched out and over as he is, all he can manage is an awkward glance over his shoulder- just in time to hear one and then two boots clomp unceremoniously to the floor.] Ah. I see.

[He also sees the kit, which he manages to grab before Charlie can swat him away. Sure enough, when he settles back again, he sees Hancock's bare feet nine toes flat on the floor... and, bandages be damned, it's very obvious that he's wrinkling his nose in distaste. The floor is sticky, Hancock!]

That's disgusting. [A beat- then, with the realization of what he has just said, his eyes fly wide open and he hastily adds:] Being barefoot in a place like this, that is. I don't know how you can stand it.

[And now he's gone and made a pun of it. This is terrible.]
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-06-06 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is momentarily distracted from his faux pas by a glimpse of the ki... no, tin. It's just a tin. Hm. Frowning, Joshua rattles the tin's contents this way and that in search of something useful. He doesn't even know what most of these drugs are, much less whether or not they would help. That's for Hancock to decide.

Fortunately he doesn't seem to have offended the ghoul, who has seen fit to furnish himself with the kind of smile Joshua might have caught behind bars instead, in the mouth of a particularly smug deathclaw. Joshua sets his own expression back to rights, his look flattened.]


I think your ego could take a knock or two.

[He'd also point out that he's in no position to call anyone's appearance disgusting, but Hancock would probably take that as a cue to lay on the charm all the thicker.

Instead, he smiles to himself.]


Hancock, if anyone in Goodneighbor thought that I'd insulted you, I wouldn't outlive the afternoon. You wouldn't have to lift a finger. [He's studiously ignoring that Hancock's coat is all but hanging on for dear life; best not to bring too much attention to it.]
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-06-10 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Joshua, of course, rolls his eyes. It's a thin disguise for the smile that would otherwise be creasing them, one that should be entirely antithetical to his very real concern. But that is just one more power that Hancock seems to wield as easily as a a wink: the ability to turn any situation, no matter how worrying, into just another playful diversion. He's seen men spin before, of course, but never quite so roguishly.

No wonder his citizens adore him. In a world run by doubt and fear- in a town where the only laws are the ones you can enforce yourself- who wouldn't find such confidence appealing?

Joshua certainly isn't entirely immune to it himself... but he still has the wherewithal to reach out as soon as Hancock is on his feet again, one hand braced to the ghoul's shoulder. No amount of ruffle or stained cotton can dampen the heat he's still giving off.]


Are you sure that's wise?

[He stands, just in case Hancock should falter, only to be brought up short (so to speak) by the way he sudden has to direct his question downwards. Those boots were more than just an aesthetic choice, then. He'd try not to draw attention to it, but if anyone's going to be hyper-aware of the sudden disparity it's Hancock. Whether or not it's just silly power-play at work, it matters to some.]

You can take me to the hotel later this evening. I'll probably stay the night. [He glances back at the stools encouragingly.] Tell me about The Memory Den. When I passed it earlier it looked like an old burlesque theater- which, as you can imagine, isn't exactly my idea of entertainment.
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-06-14 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is something deeply gratifying about seeing for himself the edge softened from Hancock's features; after so many years spend warring with his own aggression it feels good to see that he actually be a soothing presence. Not so soothing that said edge is not followed, albeit briefly, by naked want as he registers something in Joshua he himself cannot guess at... but it would take a tranquilizer gun to knock that out of the ghoul.

Again, he is forced to relent.]


Fascinating. I had no idea that technology like that had even survived the war. [Where he's from they can't even get a clear radio signal, much less a machine that can read your very thoughts.

That flapping movement is distracting in and of itself. Out of the corner of his eye Joshua notes the brief flashes of skin beneath- a long and narrow throat, the pronounced curve of his clavicle and the divot below, leading lower still. Leaner than he expected, somehow, but that must be the magic of the coat.

Embarrassed, suddenly, his eyes slide sideways.]


... no. What would be the point? [Joshua looks up again, frowning- to himself, rather than at Hancock or his question specifically.] I laid my childhood to rest in the ashes of New Canaan. I have no interest in disturbing it now. As for what happened afterwards... I remember most of it too clearly. What I do not, I don't doubt that I have forgotten for a reason.

[The human mind can only tolerate so much. He pauses.]

What do you see, when you visit?
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-06-17 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[The technology might go over Joshua's head, but that doesn't mean he can't understand the appeal. Substances are but one form of addiction. Emotions... how does one give up joy? Nostalgia? Joshua's own predilections could not have been so easily fed by a machine- purpose, power, approval- but they'd still led him to make choices that would have given even the most rapacious chem fiend pause.

... which is what he might have said, were it not for the fact that Hancock immediately clocks his damn wandering eyes and breaks into a grin that some might have called shit-eating. It may only shine for a few seconds, but that's all it takes to let Joshua know he's been caught. No doubt Hancock will wait for some thoroughly inopportune moment to remind him about it.

For now, he stays more or less on topic. Joshua meets his tone with furrowed brows, as if lost in a memory of his own.]


We all have a tendency to reminisce on the way things were. It's human nature to try and forget the cruelty and ugliness that often lurk beneath the surface of our memories. More often than not, those times were not better- just different. [His gaze refocuses, then, finding Hancock's with knife-point acuity.] The opportunity to put that into perspective is a rare gift- but it is rarer still to meet a man willing to do so with unclouded eyes.

[Next to return to Joshua's face: his smile. A thin, wan little ghost it may be beneath his bandages, but it's enough to warm the gravel of his voice.]

Someone once told me that "blondes have more fun". I can't imagine a version of you that could possibly enjoy life more than you do now. Even if I could, he wouldn't have a fraction of the respect that I have for you. [A pause.] ... and yes. You would win that bet.
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-06-20 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Joshua can understand, but he is not sure he can or indeed should be able to empathize. The one who came before Hancock was a flawed man; the Malpais Legate was a monster. There is nothing to be learned from his own cruelty that was not already seared into his unwilling flesh five years ago.

Still, there may be other uses for those Memory Pods. Perhaps if there is a way to share them, he could show Hancock his more recent history: Zion in springtime, all lush growth and light scintillating across crystal-clear waters, or Dead Horse Point at the precise moment the sun vanishes beneath the horizon on a clear night. There aren't nearly so many stars here in the Commonwealth. Joshua could share his.]


About the loungers... [He doesn't get much further than that before yet another problem presents itself. In complete defiance of his condition, Hancock appears to be shivering. Joshua's first thought is that he's worsened, suddenly, devolved into ticks and trembles- but no, now he's covering his hands, too.]

Hancock.

[Urgency moves his hand as well as his voice. He doesn't even ask before he sticks it out and touches the back of his palm Hancock's uncovered brow, expecting to find it damp and feverish.]

What are you feeling right now?
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-06-25 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[What he finds is skin as cool as the corpses that ghouls are so often mistaken for, and doesn't that thought send a shiver of his own down Joshua's spine? Taken individually a flush or a chill are concerning, of course- he did promise that he would trust Hancock with his own body- but for one's body temperature to freefall in the space of seconds...

Hancock merely sounds put out. Joshua is not so blase. Without hesitation he hops to his feet and edges in close until he's stood more or less at Hancock's back, like a large dog guarding its master's feet.]


Nor am I. [Tension grips every inch of Hancock's body. Even through the thick, gnarled skin above, Joshua can feel the tightness of his temple where his knuckles meet his face, and he feels his own shoulders clenching in solidarity.] We're finding a doctor, Hancock, and that's final.

[Even if I have to throw you over my shoulder and drag you there myself, he doesn't say; the steel-capped severity of his tone all but declares it on the microphone sat unused in the corner of the bar.]

Call your men and tell them to bring- Amari, was it? Here.
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[personal profile] smormon 2026-07-01 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Under all that shownmanship Hancock is pragmatic enough to know when to admit defeat, no struggling necessary, and Joshua utters a silent prayer. He's no politician, but even he could see that the optics of a bandaged stranger lugging Goodneighbor's beloved Mayor through the streets like a sack of potatoes would not have been ideal.]

As you wish.

[He can compromise. The Memory Den is only a stone's throw from here- and he doubts Hancock would object if he should find his feet leaving the sidewalk should they begin to fail him on the way.

First things first: the stairs. All he needs to do is offer his shoulder, but the chill of the ghoul's body demands an embrace instead. He urges one of Hancock's arms over his shoulder, while one of his own slips around his waist and holds him flush to his own body; it's slight enough that he can keep him tucked close, even as they begin to walk.]


Don't be so hard on yourself. If it is any consolation, this may well be the longest I've ever spent in a bar. Quite an achievement.

[Joshua knows precisely what he is saying, because he learned it in the last fifteen minutes from the master himself: making light of the burden of concern that only swells with each shiver. Strange, he thinks distractedly, that translation should have been such a constant throughout all three of his lives.

One step. Another. He glances down, but he can't see past the brim of Hancock's hat.]
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🥤give me my gardener man

[personal profile] sheepsquatch 2026-05-27 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Aries has been hanging around. You know, whatever seems to be convenient for this situation. He was allowed to keep his rifle, and his small amount of personal property were up in his hotel room.

Ice cream? He hadn't had ice cream since... pre-war?? He follows the sound of voices and finds the small crowd. It's easy to spot Hancock, but Aries waits his turn. He doesn't believe himself to be anyone special. ]


Free, huh? What kind of free?
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MA JUNE: Sugarbomb🍬

[personal profile] majune 2026-05-25 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ma June knows Scal, actually. He owed her 200 caps. And she was there to fuckin' collect.

She knew the rules of Goodneighbor, or really, lack-thereof. But putting the barrel of her rifle in the man's back while he was serving ice cream, that seemed far too crass. Not for 200 caps. Maybe 350. Instead she glares at Scal, pointing at her eyes and then his. I got your ass. On the house, he says, and gives her a scoop of Sugarbomb. A small spoonful and she smiles wide,]


Oh, Scal, I forgot why I was so mad at you! Look at that face. I love your face.

[She recoils and smacks her lips together. SHE HATES HIS FACE.]

Love you, Scal.
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i forgot why he's Without Regular Clothes?

[personal profile] majune 2026-07-11 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ma June gives him two thumbs up. Every single one of her fingers is adorned with whatever she could fit onto them. Silver rings, tarnished rings, and even a plastic party ring that somehow survived. Recycling is important, kids.]

This ice cream is just ... real good, ya know? It takes me back... Hancock! Oh, babydoll, I would recognize that voice anywhere, why are you nekkid??