TFLN (only cooler, with blackjack and hookers)

[uraniumcity]

(do the thing)

Comments

John Hancock | Fallout 4

[chem_break]

1. Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
2. I was just reelected Mayor of Justgotlaidsylvania
3. I just want someone to come feel me up while I crunch tax numbers. Is that too much to ask?
4. can anyone in Goodneighbor do anything sober? Genuine Inquiry.
5. you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
6. I'm drinkin vodka outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some molerats just outside town
7. Judge me. This this coat fits just as good when I have no clothes on
8. [Text him!~]

7

[smormon]

Judgement belongs to the Lord alone.

[joshua meanwhile should not have been surprised by this text, but he is. good job, hancock.]

[chem_break]

But I'd rather have your judgement. It feels more personal. According to you god judges everyone how's a guy supposed to feel special with those numbers.

6

[sheepsquatch]

They prefer whiskey!

Re: 6

[chem_break]

Are you messin with me or is that real science? Because these fuckers will not let me pet their wrinkly little heads and I'm getting impatient about it

3

[wastelandwander]

I can crunch the numbers if you need to step out?

[chem_break]

That's not what I asked for lady and you know it

4 ~ sniper bae finally here to yap with the hottest ghoul in goodneighbor!!!

[mackreedee]

Probably, but who the hell would want to? Sobriety sucks, man.

Badou Nails | DOGS: Bullets and Carnage

[brokeassgoing]

1. Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
2. Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
3. Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
4. Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.

4

[smormon]

It sounds as if you should be more concerned about what you don't remember.

1

[sheepsquatch]

you came to the right person, I don't have either of those things but I'm working on it.

2.

[chem_break]

Christ that better not be regarding that place I sent ya to check out or I might almost be sad I left before the good stuff. There was zero kung fu fighting when I was strapped to the table I tell ya that

3

[majune]

come on by the shop, bring your own ass wipe.

2

[wastelandwander]

Who was?

joshua graham | fallout: new vegas

[smormon]

1. You missed a few letters. Did you mean "thoughts" and prayers?
2. There isn't enough holy water on the entire West coast for you.
3. Send that to me and I'll find you and cut it off myself.
4. Why are all the bighorners wearing flower clowns?
5. text him!! misfires so welcome

4, u wrote that for me i know

[sheepsquatch]

they're beautiful

2; you have to stop me from tagging you by hitting me on the nose with a rolled newspaper

[chem_break]

I feel like that could have been an insult but actually, that's pretty damn flattering. Gunna pin that quote on my wall in my office I think.

1

[wastelandwander]

Thot, or THOT, stands for That Hoe Over There, but women reclaimed it at some point, I guess. I was trying it out. Too aggressive? Too spicy?

aries 🐏

[sheepsquatch]

1. I like how you formally end terminal interactions: just turn yours off or don't respond. you pervert.

2. You would not believe who I just killed on my lunch break

3. I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.

4. it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

5. and of course i made a bong out of it

6. I'm gonna fuck your hips back into realignment

7. Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a Nuka-Cola to form a superior liquid treat?

5; you need another tag from me yes you do

[chem_break]

Fucking Brilliant! What did you use for the stem piece?

Now I'm lookin around for what I can turn into a killer bong.

Think a Deathclaw skull would work?

1

[smormon]

I'm the pervert? For wishing you a good night?

wait wait wait Lucy's here now

[wastelandwander]

1. Are you hungry? Do you want 48 cans of tuna?
2. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PEE IN A JUMPSUIT? why don't we get little flaps??
3. I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. I'm a nice lady.
4. I am going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use the Vault's printer.
5. Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she stole my dad.
6. someone said NICE PAJAMAS and threw a Nuka Cola bottle at my head
7. all I want is for someone to go down on me while I eat peanut butter from a jar
8. I'm just gonna pee my pants

Re: wait wait wait Lucy's here now

[bugminster]

5. where do you fence a dad

[bugminster]

1. this is my circus you are my monkeys i am in charge of the fucking banananas!!

2. what if we overclock the carousel. rodeo mode

3. we should burn down nuka world because fuck the competition

4. wheer are my FREAKS theres no fucking toilet paper in here

5. [text him option]

3

[sheepsquatch]

Don't pirates steal things? Just steal Nuka World like a decent person!