texting

[uraniumcity]

use a pip-boy, a terminal, or some fancy high-tech device, and send a stupid text

Comments

text aries, buttdials welcome

[sheepsquatch]

Re: text aries, buttdials welcome

[bugminster]

[sitting on a terminal, accidentally waking it up and activating speech to text in mid-sentence, and sending the following message:]

LIKE I GIVE A SHIP YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR AS AND TELL PEOPLE YOUR HALF CASA DOOR FOR ALL I CARE HAHA YOU LOOK DUMB AS SHIP ASH HOLE GIVE Caution: message rate temporarily exceeded. Sending now.

[sheepsquatch]

[voice to text]

who is this clown

HEY! I'M NOT DUMB, YER DUMB!

[bugminster]

[ 1-800-DIAL-A-CLOWN ]

[sheepsquatch]

dear clown
i will give you 5 caps
for a poem

wait it's 5, 7, 5??

[bugminster]

["hey, somebody want to tell me what this idiot's talking about?"

one of the circus mooks peers over buggy's shoulder. "haiku... it's an ancient poetry form"]

What kind of circus
Has a poet center ring?
A boring ass one

that'll be 5 caps

*** BUGGY ***

[wastelandwander]

Hello.

Are fish real?

Thank you.

[ they added fishing to fo76 and all the fish are fucking nasty crimes against nature, but tbh he is ocean boy and it's funny 2 me ]

[bugminster]

fish are so real. you wouldn't believe how real fish are. they make fish that are so fucked up. you should see a fucking wail. imagine there was a house that could swim. imagine how fucked up and soggy that house would be. now imagine it wants to eat your boat. that's a wail. also it squirts. it's a lot like your mother in many ways

* * * B U G G Y * * *

how did Lucanis even come across this number? hard ta say

[theomachio]

the fact that POISONED WINE sells for so much more than other wine is very strange

hey it's free attention yay yippee. maybe it was in a bathroom stall

[bugminster]

well YEAH they need to pay for the poison. DUH why would they throw valuable poison in for free?

* * * B U G G Y * * *

sry

[brokeassgoing]

hey your popcorn tastes like shit

[bugminster]

oh yeah? why do you know what shit tastes like?

* * * B U G G Y * * *

[majune]

Did your weird ass order the 326 cans of tuna or the free-range radroach meat?

joshua graham

[smormon]

[sheepsquatch]

I'm tired but I can't sleep. Tell me a joke! I demand it of thee!

[brokeassgoing]

you get to that settlement without anyone running you out with pitchforks

text lucanis, on purpose or accidentally

[theomachio]

[ special hidden feature mode: text the program in his brain called SPITE directly! ]

[brokeassgoing]

so whats the deal

accidental SPITE. ma is great with computers only not. very boomer move.

[majune]

go on, get

[wastelandwander]

Hello Lucanis!

This is Lucy. It's so nice to have correspondence with you! I enjoyed our time together at the party, and would love to 'hang out' again sometime!

Egg Cake says hello! She doesn't really, it's just a joke!

Your friend,
Lucy Maclean.

text badou; why....

[brokeassgoing]

 

[bugminster]

I will comp the popcorn if you stop talking about his ass.

/C

[wastelandwander]

I'm going to teach you to fight!

Let's go through the curriculum.

TEXT LUCY

[wastelandwander]

reinventing spam emails in the postapocalypse

[bugminster]

VISIT THE CIRCUS

WE HAVE:
COTTON CANDY
THE LION
FUN TRICKS
THRILLS

IT'S A GOOD TIME AT THE CIRCUS







no refunds
don't worry about it