epistolary fun time

[uraniumcity]

texting.

bigempty#666

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ABOUT ME

the last one got too long and it keeps giving me a spam blocker. idk here's another one.

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ps i think my deathclaw is gay

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[bugminster]

LIVE! from the middle of a stupid dirt ocean!! where dead sailors go if they piss off Davy Jones, probably!! from a field full of fools in the middle of the stupid dirt ocean, and from the greenroom tent in the middle of the field in the middle of the stupid dirt ocean! it's! BUGGY! and also the rest of his crew. leave a message

[smormon]

I found an unusually large radrat in my supplies this morning. Given that it was wearing a ruff and a party hat, I'm assuming it's yours?

[bugminster]

literally a radrat and not one of my carnies we're just being mean about?

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[smormon]

Unless you employ someone two foot long with a nasty biting habit, yes, a literal radrat.

[sheepsquatch]

Did you happen to see a mummy go past your circus?

-aries

[bugminster]

what's it worth to you to know?

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[sheepsquatch]

what's it worth you to tell me?

Contact Lucanis: Problem Solver at Fair Rates

[theomachio]

[ this is a cross between a business card, FOR HIRE sign, and message board posting. format depends on where it was seen. ]

𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙰 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙻𝙴𝙼? 𝙾𝚁 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻?
𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜
𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 15 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 2𝚌

𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘:
⊹ 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
⊹ 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗
⊹ 𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔
⊹ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚕 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔

↬ 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 ↫

[ embedded imaged ]

[theomachio]

[ something that looks like a topographical map, maybe? a lot of circles and lines within circles. it actually illustrates a lighthouse. ]

[inveniam]

gainful employment opportunities later, elaboration now, please. what IS that?

[wastelandwander]

Lucanis! Are you a detective??

[bugminster]

ℂ𝔸𝔹𝔸𝕁𝕀 is
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【 ... 】🔴
【 ... 】🟡
【 o·n·l·i·n·e • b·u·f·f·e·r·i·n·g 】🟡

[wastelandwander]

Hi!!!! Are you the cook? Or the first mate? Aye-eye, right?

[bugminster]

Hi. I'm the second mate but it is probably only because there already was a first mate when I signed on and you can't reasonably have two, it's not how numbers work. I got in at the right time, though, since now that we don't have a ship nobody gets any numbers at all.

It's just aye-aye, you're saying it twice to make sure it was heard.

/C

ARIES

[sheepsquatch]

[smormon]

Did you tell someone that you specifically liked corn?

[sheepsquatch]

That sure is a specific question.

Badou

[brokeassgoing]

Info brokering for your needs
will NOT find you a girlfriend
unless the caps are good????

odd jobs 2

[wastelandwander]

Do people lose their girlfriends a lot?

[brokeassgoing]

do you mean physically or when they forget to cherish her

[bugminster]

would you find somebody a boyfriend?

what if they weren't looking for just a girlfriend. what if they want a serious partner and they're looking to settle down?

what if somebody wanted to contract you to find a girlfriend for a third party? then you're not dealing directly with the girlfriend seeker

do you paint fences?

do you know any particularly shady fences?

all questions are asked on behalf of friends

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[brokeassgoing]

no im not a damn match maker
like if you and your bf or gf get separated on both sides and it aint mutual on both sides i can help

shady from the sun or shady like sus
i know theyre all on account of yourself and thats ok dude

Ben

[barash]

[prrrrobably encrypted bc he's a paranoid old fart]

[bugminster]

hey
cave guy
guy in the cave

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[barash]

[who would be bored enough...]

Who is this