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[sheepsquatch]

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[sheepsquatch]

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[bugminster]

Do you want to come over to my house to play? Mom and Dad said it's alright.

I don't have parents and I didn't ask anyone's permission but the Captain (required). I just thought that this message format was a funny way to invite you.

/C

[sheepsquatch]

It's very funny because I didn't have friends in my childhood. And you didn't have a childhood! High fives all around.

Yeah I wanna come play. Have you heard of Catan? We are not playing Catan.

[smormon]

[it's 3:42 AM and someone just woke up (sort of) from a bad dream he can't remember, seized with Holy Terror]

Aries

What if you don'tgo to heaven with me?

[sheepsquatch]

[Follows-Chalk and Aries have taken another day trip because Aries wants to find a nightstalker. Ricky's Pip-Boy (rip ricky) lights up and wakes him-- Follows-Chalk stirs in his sleep, so Aries sits outside the gift shop they found for the night.]

Are you okay?

lucy!

[wastelandwander]

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[bugminster]

One of the freaks made a special hat for your chickin

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[wastelandwander]

Does it accentuate her positives?

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[bugminster]

The best clown at the best circus any of you have ever seen in your lives so don't even fucking play. Leave a message

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[herr_doktor]

Dr. Speichel is IN! ✔
Please leave all medical inquiries below. And also all personal ones.

[bugminster]

hope you're a proctologist cuz the wasteland is full of assholes

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[herr_doktor]

I am a general practitioner and researcher, but given the circumstances we are in I believe my expertise should cover most bases. Besides, we have many volumes of medical literature here, there ought to be something covering most rectum-related maladies. I hope yours is in good health!

Sincerely,
Dr. Speichel

[smormon]

I realize that medical supplies are a precious commodity, but it would be foolish of me not to ask: do you have any rolls of gauze you would be willing to part with? I'd pay, of course.

[herr_doktor]

Hallo! Certainly, we should have plenty wound dressing materials still in storage. May I barter with you for them? I would much value having some information to help me thrive in this place. I must admit I have been reticent to even venture out much as I know so little of the world outside. Please seek Vault 72 at [[coordinates]].
Looking forward to meeting you!

Sincerely,
Dr. Speichel

[barash]

The next time you decide to inject something in me without my consent, don't. You'll lose your arm.

[bugminster]

oh hey quick question, how'd everybody else down your research hole get dead? im sure it's some super innocent shit like they all fell in love with each other and pulled a romeo n juliet behind your back and shit but i love a good story so i just gotta know

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Cabaji

[bugminster]

 

[smormon]

I don't believe I've properly introduced myself to you. My name is Joshua Graham- Aries' partner. You're the circus' acrobat, aren't you?

joshua graham

[smormon]

🔥🔥🔥

[bugminster]

[i mean i assume the fire emoji are ooc spacefiller but im laughing so hard like ARE YOU TRYING TO COMBAT THE ICE MUMMY ALLEGATIONS 🧊🧊🧊]

Ben Kenobi who is def not Obi-Wan nope

[barash]

 

[bugminster]

Thank you for your service.

/C

[bugminster]

how's your solitude is it quiet enough?

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Badou

[brokeassgoing]

 

[wastelandwander]

Do you still need a job?