who's that pokemon??

[uraniumcity]

Who's That Pokémon?

saw a game with a simliar concept, ain't nobody got time for that, so here's a meme.

PROMPTS

01

TRAINER
suspend your disbelief. What 6-pokemon team would your character have?

02

NUKA PIKA
if your character turned into a Pokemon, what would they be? Go with your heart, you don't have to prove it.

03

you don't even go here?
you can still play! make a top-level and we can suggest a pokemon for you and wow you with our knowledge. fun had for all, for at least 3 minutes or your money back.

♥

Comments

[chem_break]

01:Trainer
1. (Starter) Cindaquill -- For helping him light spliffs/joints/smokes
2. Umbreon -- Evolved at Night because he's more active after dark
3. Alolan Marowak -- Adopted as a Cubone because he heard it crying
4. Mimikyu -- Because he understands feeling more comfortable in a costume
5. Tauros -- Fertilizer makes Jet, baybee~
6. Honchkrow -- He has an excellent hat

02:Nuka Pika
I think Hancock would be a a good Houndoom

03:HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
Open to suggestions in either category! Also pretty sure Hancock would be a Trainer while also lowkey runnning a pokemon gang BUT IT WOULD BE A NICE GANG OKAY MOSTLY. Would our blorbos be rivals? Friends? Wanna be on Team Ghoul??? (I dunno if that's the real gang name what are you the police???)

I love pokemon au nonsense please hit me with all the thoughts

[smormon]

Hancock definitely has the local grimers organised and ready to swarm anyone misbehaving

also a gloom because you know he's experimented with poison/ sleep powder/ etc

[chem_break]

YES. I had also been considering an Alolan Muk for his team so this is perfect.

jkdfngkledgk;m I WAS TRYING TO PICK ONE FOR THAT and then my dumb brain got overwhelmed.

Gloom is good! Maybe Shiinotic?? Maybe the Tauros slot is just for 'pokemon related drug stuff' and it rotates between any of those.

[smormon]

HAHA YES he doesn't technically own them as a trainer, they just sort of congregate around the state house and he's only too happy for them to hang out

(fahrenheit less so)

[chem_break]

HE CAN'T KICK THEM OUT THEY LIVE HERE AND THEY'RE VALID SLIMEY BABIES

[smormon]

man okay

1. as a trainer:
1. arcanine- growlithe was his childhood pokemon! oops accidental fire type foreshadowing
2. noctowl- stern birdie, excellent for scouting and scaring legionary recruits
3. mudsdale- acquired when he returned to zion, v. good for getting around the canyon

2. as a pokemon: i have hired this scary bird to stare at you, by which i mean talonflame. fire type is a gimme. he's probably missing feathers and doesn't fly as well as he used to.

[chem_break]

The fire-type foreshadowing is beautiful I must say

Also Joshua Hancock is straight up giving you a dusclops because he's a cute little mummy and you need him okay

[smormon]

BRO HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT DUSCLOPS I was trying to think of a ghost type. my mind skipped straight to dusknoir and i was like nah that's not right

[chem_break]

CLEARLY because Hancock was destined to give Joshua one as a gift instead <3

[sheepsquatch]

1. Aries' team would consist of:
Ampharos - an electric sheep!
Miltank - cow pokemon, for brahmin reasons
Mothim - mothman
Dubwool - another sheep
Slaking - there's giant sloths in appalachia and he cracks Aries up
Wobbuffet - that's not a pokemon, that's his bff ok

[ honorable mentions to pokemon he'd keep for shippy reason: Lunatone (for Joshua) and Budew (for Bud) ]

2. idk someone do this one for me

[smormon]

moon baby........ cute......

also extra shoutouts to gogoat and whimsicott for sheeps. for aries himself- toxicroak or heracross!!

[sheepsquatch]

moon baby, i was thinking about the sun and the moon and the cat and the dog and bert and ernie but honestly ...growlithe

toxicroak, sure, BUT croagunk, YES.

also idk why heracross is kind of perfect thank you