test drive meme // INTRODUCE YA SELF

[wastelandwander]

meme: test drive

★☆⋆⋆a free-for-all brawl or something⭑⭒✶✷

play around with some characters that you may or may not want to continue to write. do it for the bit. see how people get along. short-form messages, first person brackets or even some of *this stuff*, write a starter that takes place in a Red Rocket...

put the character name and the series in the subject line. what if Yes Man became a human in the form of Dave Foley (when he was in drag for KiTH)? What if Benny was alive and wanted to shoot Ben Kenobi??

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Veronica Santangelo / Fallout: New Vegas

[powerfeisty]

[small monk-type that quit the brotherhood. text her?]

mike is waking up and choosing violence on this Mid Clown Monday

[bugminster]

we got fabric dye up in if your sick of looking like bulk grains girlypop

* * * * B U G G Y * * * *

[powerfeisty]

I'm not sure you could dye something like this without destroying it in the process.

If I'm going to do that, we will use FIRE to kill it!!

you know this is an atrocious hour let's be forreal rn

[sagaciouselle]

u up?

she was awake already, she is a moleperson

[powerfeisty]

For you, yesssssss

pyro - team fortress 2

[arsonist]

[ 🥔❤️‍🔥

raider? tusken raider? ]

[bugminster]

it's grain sack day and nobody told us

* * * * B U G G Y * * * *

[arsonist]

🌾

🤡

🔴???

[barash]

You are wandering a long way from your territory.

Lucy Maclean - Fallout Prime

[wastelandwander]

This is Lucy from the show! She's your typical starter-PC wide-eyed (LITERALLY) dumb of ass with golden heart. I am playing her from after Season 2 and she's just vaguely wastelanding.

Currently she ... somehow joined Buggy's circus and is doing a biography on Joshua Graham. jk, unless....

[sagaciouselle]

hey are you that vaultie that joined the circus?

Aries from Fallout 76

[sheepsquatch]

Aries! He's from before the war but since this fallout group is just vaguely fallout, I've fudged that maybe he was in cryo for some reason, who the hell knows or cares.

He wears a mask most of the time and is obsessed with monster-kisslling. He used to work for a caravan, currently is traveling with Joshua Graham, they are kissing. He has a plasma rifle and he might also be joining the circus, that shit is fun as hell.

Re: Aries from Fallout 76

[bugminster]

yeah dude man he can come be a teamster they got a herd of brahmin to pull all their vehicles except the janitors ex boyfriends truck and mohji has enough animals to look after, Aries knows from brahmin and has a gun

Buggy the Star Clown - One Piece

[bugminster]

BUGGY is a raider, former pirate (when you are a raider with a boat, you are a pirate, them's the breaks), assigned clown at birth so he runs a circus. He's the star of the show and you're gonna love him, this is a threat.

what's nice about the circus is it's a freak4freak establishment where synths, ghouls, mutants, gaywads, people who were assigned clown at birth by their freak genetics, etc (and apparently vaulties too, they are also freaks) are accepted and defended

what's not nice about the circus is that if you're not one of the freaks you're one of the marks and they will openly rob you if they get impatient about waiting for you to blow all your cash on the midway lol... but they have a 5 year plan, they're at least claiming they wanna go legit (the crew voted for "let's try to get shot at less, as a lifestyle")

what's not nice about Buggy is his personality

veronica is giving Hackers (1995)

[powerfeisty]

I was told you have power armor to trade.

Let's talk.

Opening statements: do not fuck with me. I know 15 ways to kill you through this terminal.

Prudence the B ⊹ Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

[sagaciouselle]

a short list of current rumors about Pru:

⊹ she's a witch
⊹ she's a black widow/murderous bride type
⊹ she ran a brothel in New Vegas (this one is verifiably true)
⊹ here for a good time at the very least

anyway text or le actionspam let's gooooo she's nosy she'd be anywhere even vaguely accessible

[brokeassgoing]

did you hear the dumb shit that happened to benny in new vegas?

joshua graham | fallout: new vegas

[smormon]

Joshua Graham is a 🔥 toasted roasted 🔥 mormon New Canaanite missionary who, through a series of oopsy-daisies and yes-ands, co-founded a totalitarian military dictatorship in his twenties called Caesar's Legion. his run as Caesar's Legate was ended when he and his army failed to take Hoover Dam from the NCR, at which point he was set on fire and yeeted into the Grand Canyon. his END 10 ass survived. it's not common knowledge that he's alive, but anyone who's been in contact with the Legion has heard ghost stories about the Burned Man.

these days he's still acting as war chief to the Dead Horse tribe out in Zion Valley. currently in a relationship with Aries, so if anything happens to him Joshua will kill everyone in this room and then himself.

he is trying to be a good christian again, but he really likes shooting people too

[bugminster]

but he really likes shooting people too
and let he whomst is without sin cast the first stone amirite

Tavish DeGroot the Demoman - Team Fortress 2

[red_demoman]

The Demoman of the mercenary team, Team Fortress. A drunken explosives expert who wound up wandering the wasteland after a teleportation accident left him far from home. If you see him around don't offer him water, only alcohol can sustain him.

[unknown transmission; sent to whatever device Tavish has handy]

[arsonist]

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hi

[barash]

What happens when two guys wandering the wasteland see each other wandering, do they just point at each other like that spiderman meme, like recognizing like???

No, Ben spots him and, as if merely running into one another at a grocery store or something, he pauses.

"Hello, there."

Bucky Barnes | Captain America movies

[notreadytocomply]

only the Cap movies because I cannot abide what they did to my boy in the Avengers arc

Another sad sniper boi reporting for duty.

Just your run-of-the-mill 109-year-old former soldier turned meanie assassin turned back to a guy who’s just trying his best to remember what it’s like to exist outside of being used as a tool for government purposes.

He won’t bite!
…hard.
Probably.

jesus 2 jesus communication

[barash]

[contrary to incredibly popular belief, Ben actually does get out and about ok!! Sometimes a hermit needs the essentials, like coffee and cram. that's where he is now, in a little settlement trying to get a little food while he waits to move on.

he feels eyes across from the fire and meets them with a neutral look]

If you're looking for a story around the campfire, I'm afraid I'm fresh out, stranger.

oooh I'm excite (bucky is one of my faves tbh)

[sagaciouselle]

so someone gave me this number and said you're a problem solver
what kind of problems do you like solving?